Top 10 Funniest Quotes from someone working black Friday.
Here at Boom Biscuit we are very excited about the opportunity to have a platform to sell merchandise on our new online store. We decided to start the party on black Friday, with some fresh Beanie’s. We will be releasing more and more gear and keeping you updated on the freshest biscuits we have coming on. We are running a deal from Black Friday through cyber Monday to give you one of the best deals on these fresh winter fashion accessories. We would take a minute to revisit how crazy this Strange shopping craze has become. These are real quotes from reddit told by the people on the front lines.
1. "I Once Got Punched in the face because I didn't know what a Zhu Zhu pet was."
2. "When Working at a Sam's we one caught a Women with her pants full of Frozen Lobster tails."
3.“A woman POOPED in a container full of miscellaneous cosmetics that was part of a makeup display so that she wouldn’t have to lose her spot in the long winding line of check out."
4. "I once saw two Elderly Women fist Fight over a $5 Calculator."
5. "We once caught a man trying to steel video games by putting them in his Baby's Diaper.
6. "A man once camped out for 4 day to get a HD TV he wanted, a month later you could get the same TV at the same price at Wal-Mart."
7."I have seen people use small children as shields."
8. "Black Friday makes we wonder how missing work for 2 Days to save $40 Bucks on a Blue Rays Play add's Up."
9. "On Black Friday a father had his daughter on his shoulders, and kept spinning her around. She said she didn’t feel well and told him to stop. Did he? No! She started throwing up all over the jewelry stands. It caused a chain reaction, and in total, 12 people threw up all over the store."
10. " I once saw a women bite a mans for arm to try to get his copy of Good Will hunting."
